I just got this email from Ian: I had a dream that I wanted a new pair of shorts to wear to the section I was TAing, so I whipped up a pair out of some of your fabric. And then, when I finally managed to change into my new shorts, I was all, "these are incredibly ugly. I can't teach in these!" And then I was all, "Crystal is going to be PISSED at how much of her Nicey Jane I used on these hideous shorts." And then I woke up.
So, three things:
1) Yes, I would be PISSED if he used my Nicey Jane to make "hideous" shorts.
2) Nicey Jane shorts would be AWESOME, not hideous!
3) Ian wants you to know that the most ridiculous part of his dream was not that he'd sewn Nicey Jane shorts to wear to school. The most ridiculous part was that he was a Teacher's Assistant...because (as he quite pompously states) he has TA's of his own now.
Don't be jealous, ladies!